Well hey there. Mosey on up to the bar and make yourself comfortable, I'll tell you a cautionary tale. It's no secret that there is danger in the world. Even pretty things can be deadly. I knew a nice girl in a doomed romance. She tried to drink away her problems with a mysterious liquid and had horrible visions. Muttering and insane, she went to jail. From her cell she saw the bombs drop. Now she's got plenty of time for her reading, but she sees too far under the skin now. This is why we avoid romance and nuclear war at all costs.

Hey Carrot Artists! Bring unto me Carrot Art.