They call me "Two-Buck"
The Trader Joe's by my house has the hottest customer base of all time. Pardon me, instead of buying groceries can I have sex with everyone here? No? I'll take three bottles of two buck chuck then, thanks.
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January 2007: Sweet fancy Moses, Alex got engaged! Also, alphabet.
6 Comments:
And don't forget the dudes. Even they're all hot and OC-y.
especially the dudes. But OC-y?
I believe my post was phrased gender neutral specifically to include the dudes. You know me, I'm equal opportunity.
And yeah, "OC-y"?
My mistake. 'Twas indeed gender neutral. I let my hetero-centrism blind me yet again.
Asa you can buy groceries AND have sex with everyone there. Try it, you'll like it.
You know why the customer base is hot? Because the employees are hot. Birds of a feather, you know.
Seriously, I highly recommend dating someone who works at Trader Joe's. The employee discount alone is worth it.
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