T-Day Exchange Between My Dad and 14-Year-Old Sister

Sister: So, what's King Kong about? I've never seen it.

Dad: You've never seen it?! What?

Sister: Yeah...

Dad: Well, a bunch of guys and a girl go to a lost island and find giant spiders, dinosaurs, and a big ape. The ape falls in love with the girl, and the other guys decide to bring the ape back to America.

Sister: They find dinosaurs?

Dad: Yeah, a T-Rex and a Brontosaurus. A flying one, too.

Sister: Wow. Well, wait. Why bring back the ape? We already have apes.

Dad: Yeah, but the ape is big...and...hmm. Good point.