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8 Comments:
I love it. Maybe you can gay marry me to Alan once the courts allow it.
Done and done.
But you might want to reconsider. He's very well hung.
Also, for some reason the phrase "Once the courts allow it" strikes me as very Junk Sciencey.
Yeah, my girlfriend's realized that if I'm not saying things in a Junk Science voice, I'm usually saying them in a 30s-Style Studio Exec voice.
Now you're on the trolley!
Wait a minute, what's happening?!
Love, my friend. Love.
Alan should provide an excellent dowry.
All I demand are four hogs and an intact maidenhead.
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