Thursday, September 29, 2005

The McCain Bulge

I know Americans love John McCain. I know John McCain would win a general election in a snap against everyone short of a Young Bill Clinton or the Ghost of Ronald Reagan. But you know what's not in McCain's favor? The McCain Bulge. The poor guy has been battling skin cancer (on his face, no less) for years, and from time to time, his jowls bulge out in alarming ways. In the grand scheme, it's probably not as gross as Hillary Clinton's "cankles," but it's a hell of a lot more noticable.

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