What goes around, comes around...to the butt
A-hahahahahah.
Teens who pledge to remain virgins until marriage are more likely to take chances with other kinds of sex that increase the risk of sexually transmitted diseases, a study of 12,000 adolescents suggests ...I must say, though, that socially-speaking, this news is REALLY bad news for those teen guys high on abstinence. Now they're EVEN more likely to be called fags by their friends.
Among virgins, boys who have pledged abstinence were four times more likely to have had anal sex, according to the study. Overall, pledgers were six times more likely to have oral sex than teens who have remained abstinent but not as part of a pledge.
The pledging group was also less likely to use condoms during their first sexual experience or get tested for STDs, the researchers found.
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Yeah. anal doesn't count as intercourse. People say that mormons have a lot of butt sex before they are married.
One of my mormon friends said she'd rather have butt sex than oral sex- which inspired a song. I'll have to sing it for you someday.
I just noticed that Laurel's little icon photo says "Entering Laurel."
Hmmm.
The sign under it says 'Better for Business'
Oh, sweet Jesus. Anal doesn't count as intercourse to Mormons?!
Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and Jehova are really happy that they're forgoing regular sex in place of the kind the Bible more or less believes is the ultimate sin.
I'm of the belief that anal sex is about 4.5 times more intimate than standard sex. In fact, it's so intimate I won't go near it.
It will collapse my universe.
Yeah, that's about how I feel on the subject. I would also add that there's poop in there. That's not so much intimate as it is icky.
But you know it wasn't that long ago-our parent's generation certainly and maybe even some of our older sibling's formative years- that oral was generally considered to be super intimate. Something that you only dared do with your one true love. Looong after you'd had intercourse. Nowadays it's a pretty common "instead of". Poeple our age and younger think little of it. Maybe in 25 years anal will be a much more casual thing as well.
This may or may not be a future I want to live in.
Your kids will all have shit on their dicks. ALL of them.
Love,
Asa
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Teenagers are retarded.
Which makes that whole Supreme Court ruling on the death penalty kinda redundant.
I actually have issues with oral sex. but I'm trying to get over them.
I'm kind of weirded out by the butt thing. I mean, that's an exit, not an entrance. But I can see how it's a different thing you can do.
Oral sex has less risk of some STDs I think, so that might be why it became popular.
-to what alex said- Mormons have their own bible. they don't read the regualr bible, they read the book of mormon. I've never read it so I don't know what it has to say about sodomy.
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