The Army's falling behind on the recruiting game, because nobody in their right mind would want to go to Iraq at this late stage in the game and become that "One Solider Killed Today By Roadside Bomb in Mosul" headline.

So, what's the Army going to do? Why emphasize patriotism! I'm sort of in shock that it's taken the Army God-knows-how-many ad campaigns to finally realize that appealing to people's patriotic heartstrings might just be the best way to get people to join a profession that requires them to fight and die for their flag.