We take a little piece of Iraq, not a very big piece mind you, an hopefully not a chunk anyone wants very much, and we make it it's own sovereign nation (it can even be a democracy!) called Alqaedastan.

Then we bomb the living fuck out of Alqaedastan.

When the smoke clears, and the sand has been melted into a pristine glassy surface stretching for miles (a perfect site for a 9/11 memorial!) we can declare victory in the War on Terror and go home.

I think I could get this through Congress, but maybe not the House.