I still don't have a costume. I do, however have an idea, but I fear it is just me delving into too-obscure costume territory yet again.

I wanted to be Bizarro. But then I realized that i'd already chopped up my superman outfit for another costume, and buying a new one is too expensive. Plus I want to wear my glaasses so i can see all the girls dressed as Sexy Whatevers (because girl's always just go as Sexy nurses, pilots, cats, presidents, etc. You name it, and slap a sexy on the front, and suddenly its a halloween costume) at Shane's Halloween Party. And I think I refuse to do the Clark Kent costume (suit and tie with dress shirt open to reveal Superman shirt underneath) because it's so overdone.

But then! Aha! I've already checked, and Meltdown has a Superman t-shirt with the backwards 'S' (ie a Bizarro t-shirt). I can do the Dlark get-up, but with the bizarro shirt and paint my face white, dye my hair black, and BAM Bizarro Clark.

Start talking people. I don't want another communist dracula on my hands.