The Olympic Village
BEWARE! SPOILERS FOR THE VILLAGE AHEAD!
Because the miniature play is the art form of the future, and we just saw the damn movie last night, Alan and I present to you:
The Olympic Village
Bela Karoli: *walks in with Kerri Strug in arms* I not believe her dead. It make wonder why we chose settle here, but we did, and now we never leave, even if becomes exceedingly clear that this idea horrible. After all, Athens is a heap.
Mary Lou Retton: I love you Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps: *busy winning gold medal*
Carly Patterson: You love me Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps: It's true, let's get married! *wins gold medal*
Carly Patterson: Mary Lou Retton will settle for The Thorpedo. He's like a torpedo that swims!
Bela Karoli: Carly Patterson, I know you love him, but Michael Phelps ask to leave Olympic Village. We suspect he see Romanian Gymnastic Team We Do Not Speak Of and use Dope We Do Not Use.
Paul Hamm: My voice is sooooo high that even as an Olympic champion, nobody will sleep with me. You love Carly Patterson. *stabs Michael Phelps*
Michael Phelps: *wins silver medal*
Carly Patterson: I love him! Let me go to the towns.
Bela Karoli: Don't scream Carly, but I must tell you that Romanian Gymnastic Team We Do Not Speak of is false. Rumors of Romanian Team in these woods, but we coaches wear unitards to scare the other Olympians. Now take Credit Card We Do Not Speak Of (American Express), and go to towns.
Carly Patterson: It seems preposterous that I should be able to walk through these woods blind, but I guess love is guiding me or something stupid like that.
Paul Hamm: ARGHH! I am Dragulescu, a top Romanian Gymnast!
Carly Patterson: *Kills Paul Hamm*
Paul Hamm: *Releases helium from skull*
Bela Karoli: It is actually 2004!
Olympians: We know, all the signs say Athens 2004.
Amanda Beard: *Gets hot and heavy action in the hot tub with Aaron Piersol and Catelin Sandeno*
M. Night Shyamalan: In case you were wondering, here is some exposition. I think I have a point, but now it is hopelessly muddled. Look at me in that artsy reflection! I'm so hot right now.
Carly Patterson: I have returned with medicines!
Michael Phelps: *Wins gold medal*
-End-
Because the miniature play is the art form of the future, and we just saw the damn movie last night, Alan and I present to you:
The Olympic Village
Bela Karoli: *walks in with Kerri Strug in arms* I not believe her dead. It make wonder why we chose settle here, but we did, and now we never leave, even if becomes exceedingly clear that this idea horrible. After all, Athens is a heap.
Mary Lou Retton: I love you Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps: *busy winning gold medal*
Carly Patterson: You love me Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps: It's true, let's get married! *wins gold medal*
Carly Patterson: Mary Lou Retton will settle for The Thorpedo. He's like a torpedo that swims!
Bela Karoli: Carly Patterson, I know you love him, but Michael Phelps ask to leave Olympic Village. We suspect he see Romanian Gymnastic Team We Do Not Speak Of and use Dope We Do Not Use.
Paul Hamm: My voice is sooooo high that even as an Olympic champion, nobody will sleep with me. You love Carly Patterson. *stabs Michael Phelps*
Michael Phelps: *wins silver medal*
Carly Patterson: I love him! Let me go to the towns.
Bela Karoli: Don't scream Carly, but I must tell you that Romanian Gymnastic Team We Do Not Speak of is false. Rumors of Romanian Team in these woods, but we coaches wear unitards to scare the other Olympians. Now take Credit Card We Do Not Speak Of (American Express), and go to towns.
Carly Patterson: It seems preposterous that I should be able to walk through these woods blind, but I guess love is guiding me or something stupid like that.
Paul Hamm: ARGHH! I am Dragulescu, a top Romanian Gymnast!
Carly Patterson: *Kills Paul Hamm*
Paul Hamm: *Releases helium from skull*
Bela Karoli: It is actually 2004!
Olympians: We know, all the signs say Athens 2004.
Amanda Beard: *Gets hot and heavy action in the hot tub with Aaron Piersol and Catelin Sandeno*
M. Night Shyamalan: In case you were wondering, here is some exposition. I think I have a point, but now it is hopelessly muddled. Look at me in that artsy reflection! I'm so hot right now.
Carly Patterson: I have returned with medicines!
Michael Phelps: *Wins gold medal*
-End-
3 Comments:
I'm waiting to comment on this until after I see the Village. Still, I applaud you gents and your genius.
Is silver the bad color?
Not so much the "bad color" as "the color we do not speak of."
God, I fucking hate that! Just say "red" damn it!
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