Hi.

Whoever you are I hope you enjoy Mastodon City and poke around. I'd like to take a moment to give a very special thanks to Liz Miller, who basically taught me HTML so I could make this lovely little website. She can be found at greenfireburning.

This a slow news week, otherwise Alex and I might already be tearing it up over politics. Are we the first bipartisan political blog? We're the first one I've heard of. Go us! We're the new spirit of national togetherness!

Alex is a retard.